Zompist Bboard Again

It probably is Gurindji Kriol, but on the off chance it isn't, is it Light Warlpiri?

Is the language used as a liturgical language?

Is it an Indo-European language?

Is it an Austroasiatic language?

Is the language extinct without living descendants?

Does it have contrastive vowel nasalization?

Aero was the closest - since his guess was geographically closest and he also mentioned the language the sample text was in - it was Tsat.

/p (pʲ) t ts c k (kʷ)/ <p py t ts c k kw> /s ʂ ɕ/ <s ṣ sh> /m (mʲ) n ȵ (ŋ)/ <m my n ñ ŋ> /β~w l r ʎ j/ <w l r ly y> /a e ə o i ɨ u/ <a e ɨ o i ∅ u> /ma tɨpren sən poɲcɨn sənsaris karipəc saspɨrtβu alək βrəm nəʂ kos ne alasune || kjəlte neʂ βrəsəɕɕi sne βaβleʂu sne psɨl klu ɕβatsi ʂeʂ kəlpəβrɨkʂɨntβə...

It's not a Tai language.

It's not Maonan either.
By the way, it'd probably be faster if you tried to guess this language using descriptive questions, rather than rattling off names of random languages from the region.

It's not Sui nor Hmong Der.

Does it have /ɣ/? No idea, the paper I took the examples from doesn't say anything about the phonology. Is it Sinitic? It's not. Is using the WALS to narrow down the set of possible languages in accord with the rules? Technically yes, but I would discourage it, as it's even more "boring" ...

/p bʷ t x/ <p b(u) t g> /p: pʷ: t: k:/ <p p(u) t k> /m mʷ (n) ŋ/ <m mu n n > /m: mʷ: (n:) ŋ:/ <m mu n n > /f s ʂ h/ <f s s h> /f: s: tʂ:/ <f s t s > /w r l j/ <u r l i> /w: l: j:/ <u l i> The phonemes /b d g k/ <b d g k> can occur in loanwords. /i ʉ u e ə o æ a ɔ/ <i u u e e o a a o > /i: ʉ: u: e: ə...

No, it's the other way round.

Here's a few sentences in a mystery language. ʔai 33 ni 33 sat 24 ʔan 33 na 11 tsun 33 pioŋ 32 poi 24 nau 33 ma 43 la:u 32 ha 33 ʔdi 55 nan 33 sa 33 mo 33 si 11 mai 33 sa 33 zi 11 ko 11 kʰiə 43 tʰa:i 33 ʔdai 24 , kau 33 sau 43 pu 33 na:u 32 lə 33 The rules are the same as last round.

By now I'm afraid the only way to guess this language is to look up phonology papers for various languages that might look like the sample text, so I did that, and after failing to find any language that'd match the sample text, I started reading about languages of Madang province, and coincidentall...

Is it spoken in the northwestern part of the country?

Saipan Carolinian /p bʷ t x/ /p: pʷ: t: k:/ /m mʷ (n) ŋ/ /m: mʷ: (n:) ŋ:/ /f s ʂ h/ /f: s: tʂ:/ /w r l j/ /w: l: j:/ The phonemes /b d g k/ can occur in loanwords. /i ʉ u e ə o æ a ɔ/ /i: ʉ: u: e: ə: o: æ: a: ɔ:/ /ixa ija tiwoːw ræxij ija xukːuleːj bʷe ibʷe təːtæ wɔːl toroŋkoːl mæːj || luxul imʷeme...

I'm afraid I'm the only one here who has the ability (Nortaneous might as well, but I don't know), but even I'm stumped here - hence the very broad questions - it could be from any area of the country! But I'll try - is it spoken in Gulf province?

Is it spoken in Papua-New Guinea?