Zompist Bboard Again

The new one seems familiar... Kanum? Now if only I'd remember the variety that's documented.

Is it Mongolic?

There are some words that don't look Mandarin at all, though. I'd suspect a very Mandarin-influenced variety of another language. Wutun?

Is it Papuan?

Is it Sino-Tibetan?

It's neither Shepherd-Efate nor Ambrym-Paama-Epi.

Yes, it is indeed a Central Vanuatu language.

/p pʰ t c k kʰ ʔ/ <p ph t c k kh q> /m n ɲ ŋ/ <m n ny ng> /s~ʃ h/ <s h> /w l j/ <w l y> /i ɨ u e ə o a/ <i ui u e oe o a> /a o u/ are lengthened before approximants. There are three tones: level (unmarked), rising and falling. <a az ax> /hǐpəkjoʔoŋe tajtaki wâkcɨŋme nôkcâ ŋoʔ || tə̌wnôkme henloŋʃe m...

It is indeed a South Oceanic language spoken in Vanuatu.

/kôɲǎk/ <Koonyakh> /p pʰ t c k kʰ ʔ/ <p ph t ch k kh '> /m n ɲ ŋ/ <m n ny ng> /s~ʃ h/ <s h> /w l j/ <w l y> /i ɨ u e ə o a/ <i ü u e ä o a> /a o u/ are lengthened before approximants. /aw aj əw əj/ <ao ai äo äi> There are three tones: level (unmarked), rising <ah> <akh> <ah'> and falling <aa>. /hǐpə...

Konyak Naga /kôɲǎk/ /p pʰ t c k kʰ ʔ/ /m n ɲ ŋ/ /s~ʃ h/ /w l j/ /i ɨ u e ə o a/ /a o u/ are lengthened before approximants. There are three tones: level (unmarked), rising and falling. /hǐpəkjoʔoŋe tajtaki wâkcɨŋme nôkcâ ŋoʔ || tə̌wnôkme henloŋʃe mɨ̌npu ʃɨkonahacâ ŋoʔ || jaə nawja joʔoŋe məje ŋoʔ |...

No.

It is Oceanic, but not from New Caledonia.

Yes, it is indeed one of those Austronesian horrors.

It's not spoken in Africa.

Morti haxal, netna haxal, xair dxi vinadr han, rtelul. Ntɛbih netnar ri, iveve xair. Dede han tatɛ han rvva: "Nɔx baat!" Ale netnan bih iat. Iat vɔvɔvɔ na, rentɛ nmab ivu. Rentɛ nmab ivu, ale ivan ihɛx xini. Ihɛx xini nmab, ian iat linha. Ale ivɛ sar nmab srus. Nmab srus vɔvɔvɔ na, tnah h...

Francisco de León Zoque?

Copainalá Zoque?

Chiapas Zoque?

Is it a variety of Zoque?