Predictive text toy

Travis B. · Post by **Travis B.** » Mon Oct 28, 2019 10:18 am

Not unsuprisingly, the AI isn't good at arithmetic:

2 + 2 = 5

3 + 9 = 12

7 + 2 = 9

2 + 1 = 5

2 + 1 = 10

11 + 7 = 19

5 + 2 = 9

2 + 1 = 3

2 + 1 = 7

2 + 1 = 7

1 + 5 = 6

3 + 6 = 14

3 + 3 = 14

2 + 2 = 12

1 + 4 = 8

3 + 4 = 12

2 + 2 + 2 = 8

1 + 5 + 5 = 7

3 + 5 + 5 = 9

2 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 10

1 + 6 + 6 = 11

3 + 6 + 6 + 6 = 9

2 + 2 + 2 + 2 = 7

1 + 6 + 6 + 6 + 6 = 8

3 + 6 + 6 + 6 + 6 = 10

2 + 4 + 6 + 6 + 6 = 9

1 +

Raphael · Post by **Raphael** » Mon Oct 28, 2019 1:36 pm

alynnidalar wrote: ↑Mon Oct 28, 2019 9:35 am
Raphael wrote: ↑Sun Oct 27, 2019 9:21 am Looks to me like it recognized where the quote is from and provided random quotes from the same work.
On the contrary—those aren’t actual Bible verses. But it’s impressive that they’re believable not only as Bible verses, but as verses specifically from the books they claim to be from!

Ah, interesting to know!

alice · Post by **alice** » Mon Oct 28, 2019 2:11 pm

This is too much fun. Let's try it with some Lennon:

3. Let me take you down, 'cause I'm going to Strawberry Fields...
2. I am he as you are you are he as you are me and we are all together...
1. I read the news today, oh boy...
4. This is the best thing we've ever heard, it's like they finally realized something.
3. I know you're not supposed to talk about stuff like family and sex, because it's not what makes us together.
2. But it's not like you can't get it out of your mind. Now I've had it with you. Let you stay. I can't help you with that.
1. I think that's pretty cute.
4. You must have been thinking about a lot of pretty girls.
1. Oh, but we've got other things on our mind. What are you talking about?
5. I think I need a second.
1. Sure. Come on in.

Someone should try it with Bob Dylan next.

Travis B. · Post by **Travis B.** » Mon Oct 28, 2019 3:08 pm

Tief Atme Durch
Es Ist Erlaubt Zu Geniessen
Sei Ohne Furcht
Werde Fast Tauben!
Fangen, Fennen, Haffenen, Fennen!
Fangen, Fennen, Haffenen, Fennen! Fennen-Sow (Lichheim) [W/E] - Sowe Geben
Fennen-Sow I (Lichheim) [W/E] - Sowe Geben
Fennen, Fennen, Haffenen, Sowe Geben
Fennen, Fennen, Haffenen, Sowe Geben Geniessen (Lichheim) [W/E] - Sowe Erlar
Sawe Erlar I (Lichheim) [W/E] - Sowe Erlar
Sawe Erlar II (Lichheim) [W/E] - Sowe Erlar
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Okay, it doesn't like German obviously. The that was the beginning of the text of Lust by KMFDM...

quinterbeck · Post by **quinterbeck** » Mon Oct 28, 2019 8:15 pm

alynnidalar wrote: ↑Mon Oct 28, 2019 9:35 am
Raphael wrote: ↑Sun Oct 27, 2019 9:21 am Looks to me like it recognized where the quote is from and provided random quotes from the same work.
On the contrary—those aren’t actual Bible verses. But it’s impressive that they’re believable not only as Bible verses, but as verses specifically from the books they claim to be from!

I'll agree with that for the the first and last, but this:

Psalm 127:32 "I can never understand what you said in the morning to your mother, but I know what you said in the evening to your father…

does not sound like something from the psalms! I can't really imagine it appearing in any book of the Bible. Two out of three is still impressive though.

quinterbeck · Post by **quinterbeck** » Mon Oct 28, 2019 9:46 pm

Some conlang IPA:

nu wɜː adɛg ɛə̯nɾɨxwɑ gʉm ɔrwɛmʉ həɥ mɛmʉn ɔj wajn nɛə̯wɛraməɥ gɨrmidɔi nʉ gəj aɾʉg nan ɔx ɔdɔnɛ ɨnɛgɛnɡmə nʉ gəʉm ɛɑɐənɹɯn ɑyəgɛrɐʉnɔərkɑɨzəɯ nɛ ʉɛhɬɪnɛəʉg ɔɛmɛm nɛɑ ɨɬɪnəʉnɛəɹjɪr

nu wɜː adɛg ɛə̯nɾɨxwɑ gʉm ɔrwɛmʉ həɥ mɛmʉn ɔj wajn nɛə̯wɛraməɥ gɨrmidɔi nʉ gəj aɾʉg nan ɔx ɔdɔnɛ ɨnɛg ʉmɛg ʒɛ kɛn sɛmʉnɛ gjɛmɛdɛ ʑɯ pɛg ɛɑ nɛəmɛnɔɯkɚg ʔn gəj šwɛ rwɛ ɑɯ jɪɹn zɑ šɛmɛɚkɛt ɨrmi sɛ mɛ

It puts IPA symbols in a sensible order! And it doesn't transition into English text, interestingly.

How about English IPA?

ɔːl ˈhjuːmən ˈbiːɪŋz ɑː bɔːn friː ænd ˈiːkwəl ɪn ˈdɪgnɪti ænd raɪts. ðeɪ ɑːr ɪnˈdaʊd wɪð ˈriːzn ænd ˈkɒnʃəns ænd ʃʊd ækt təˈwɔːdz wʌn əˈnʌðər ɪn ə ˈspɪrɪt ɒv ˈbrʌðəhʊd

The first of these three vowels ( ɑːr ) is the nasal stop. When it comes to pronunciation, most people are inclined towards pronouncing it like an "h" rather than an "l" (the

Ah yes, the nasal stop ɑːr - I must say I do tend towards the more conservative pronunciation "l" myself

Fed it Japanese. I used a sentence from NHK easy and stripped the furigana, but I can't really read Japanese myself, so anyone who can, please comment on the output!

エスカレーターは、安全のために手すりをつかんで、歩かないで止まって乗るのが正しい乗り方です。

Kanji: 戦持ちるお社場あるほど石題がおもらいませんののは、何かで、発表に威力など、解果つとての決していたけど、面密の最後を全ても、召喚さんの樘が相手で支配していたけど、そのやりましたがあります。

廣等と同期、空

bradrn · Post by **bradrn** » Tue Oct 29, 2019 4:44 am

It turns out that this thing can generate Wiktionary entries, with etymology! The relevant template to start with is:

Code: Select all

English [ edit ]
Etymology [ edit ]

Anyway, here’s some highlights. Starting with the first coherent etymology I found:

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This one has a nice definition, and even a fairly coherent etymology:

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As opposed to this one, where the etymology is only vaguely sane:

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One mistake it seems to consistently make is assuming that English has lots of noun cases:

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I didn’t know English had a dative! Apparently the dative of ‘swift’ is ‘swiftende swiftense’. Also, anyone know what ‘to swash’ means? Apparently it was the meaning of *scheuą in Proto-Germanic.

I then tried to get it to generate etymologies for a specific word. My first attempt (for ‘glorf’) didn’t go so well, but had a nice definition and etymology, and a truly astonishing pronunciation:

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When I swapped the order of the lines, it behaved much better (it actually had a definition for ‘glorf’ this time, rather than ‘garlinden’), although the pronunciation is still decidedly odd:

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I tried it out with a few more nonsense words, to see if it could make any sense out of them:

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Highlights from these ones:

In Dutch, zzyzx is apparently ‘a rapid sound effect to produce by an on-off switch’.
Anyone know what a ‘singal’ is? Apparently that’s what -j meant in Proto-Indo-European. And *zdsuz is apparently a Proto-Slavic word, although that’s not too surprising given that I asked it to make sense out of the word ‘zdsusflgvlj’.
The last definition (for ‘juugly’) is quite cute: ‘A small, timid dog sometimes found wandering’.

Actually, I just asked it what a ‘singal’ is (the AI made it up, so presumably it would know), and I got an impressively coherent response back!

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alice · Post by **alice** » Tue Oct 29, 2019 3:27 pm

A few more linguistic insights:

It was during an otherwise forgettable lovemaking session with some not-very-exotic phonemes that I formulated the now standard definition of the syllable.

It was in high school. We were getting together with other high school students to go to school events, and one day we would play, "Taste Your Heart." It's an exercise in "fart and fart and be fuc-" as the other students put it. The only way to have fun with it is to try it again, and again. It would end up taking up a lot of time — a lot of farts, a lot of farting, a lot of getting up to use the restroom.

It was during these moments in which I was trying to be the coolest that I found the very first word, "d'art."

I've never seen a word called "d'art" in print; it's an unheard language. But my English teacher at university and my teacher at Princeton, Bill Lassiter, was kind enough to teach me a few words of the unknown that had crept into my

or

The syllable, as a unit, cannot be a real-life person. You have to have a phoneme, an "o" or "y," and it must be pronounced in an "o."

Phonemes are simply letters that allow sound to pass from one word to another.

For example, the letter i appears before the letter a in English. This is phonetic notation because a is a vowel. But since the second syllable has to be preceded by vowels, there is no way to create what would otherwise have been a totally fake word like "fella."

And yet if you were to try telling the world that you're saying "fella" at all, no American or British native speaker would understand you. They would understand you as being from Canada, or maybe from Russia. Or from somewhere over in Europe.

or

The syllable is all that we hear between one syllable. This definition, as it is now known, is quite simple to understand. It's a word that we hear many, many times. Every syllable is a word in that it has at least two syllables. The two syllables that are uttered in the syllable are sometimes called the final and final-initial syllables.

For example, the word "a" has two syllables, and it's pronounced "aAa." Then, the ending "a" is sometimes dropped, because it's a verb. At the same time, the ending "ah" is sometimes added, because it's a noun. The result is that the syllable may be pronounced Aa-oh. Or Aa-oh-uh. But we don't say "aAa ah," because it's an "ooh." The same principle holds for the syllables, "aa

Mornche Geddick · Post by **Mornche Geddick** » Wed Oct 30, 2019 7:56 am

Someone had to try a Tolkien language:

A Elbereth Gilthoniel,
silivren penna míriel
o menel aglar elenath!
Na-chaered palan-díriel
o galadhremmin ennorath,
Fanuilos, le linnathon
nef aear, sí nef aearon!

Well, it made something of Sindarin.

nef arion, nef aearon!
nef dair.
Nenar neenar, sí, Saithil, Saithilta!
Erda neenar!

It ended up channelling a police siren!

Mornche Geddick · Post by **Mornche Geddick** » Wed Oct 30, 2019 8:02 am

I tried one of the two Khuzdul sentences.

Baruk Khazâd! Khazâd ai-mênu!

And this is what I got:

Âkhûn yên tân!Âkhû nân-dûni-ân-dân-ân-mênu! (May God take you as helpers to fight against the unbelievers and bring you back to Him! May He not take You as a captive to be subjected to slavery!)

Abû Bakr: Âkhû nân-ân-dân-ân-ma-dûm! (May God kill every one of your companions!)

Abû Bakr: Âkhû nân-ân-dân-ân-dân-da-jân! (Truly, I have come to kill all of you!)

Abû Bakr: Âkhû nân-ân-kûna-mân! (May God kill every man of your household)

Abû Bakr: Âkhû nân-ân-kûna-mân n

What the ..heck.. did the programmer put in the text corpus?

Mornche Geddick · Post by **Mornche Geddick** » Wed Oct 30, 2019 8:07 am

I wondered if I'd be able to tell the difference between the Harvard Lampoon and Talk to Transformer.

Dago, Dago, Lassi Lima rintintin
Yanqui unicycle ramar rotoroot
Telstar aloha saarinen cloret
Stassen camaro impala desoto?
Gardol oleo telephon lumumba!
Chappaqua havatampa muriel
U canleada horsta wata, bwana,
Butyu canna makit drinque!

It turned out that, yes, you can. Even though Transformer "shamelessly plagiarises" Lampoon in one or two places:

Sipa dumquina dea lupo ee-e-e-e-eee!
A' lupo ee-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!
Jing lupo ee-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e-e!
U canleada horsta wata, bwana,
Butyu canna makit drinque!
Chappaqua ha

Mornche Geddick · Post by **Mornche Geddick** » Wed Oct 30, 2019 8:17 am

Original text courtesy of Helge Kåre Fauskanger, of Ardalambion

These words have no relation to the words spoken by another wizard before the doors of Moria: Annon Edhellen, edro hi ammen; fennas nogothrim, lasto beth lammen! Goodgolf spoke a few other magic words as well: Pismo! Bitumen! Lazlo! Clayton-Bulwer! (Then he finally remembered how to open the door: use the knob!!!) But Annon said to him:

"You would be better off using the key!"

Pismo and he looked at each other to see if he had said it.

And they said to each other:

"What do you mean? We don't believe."

Then Annon Edhellen went up to Moria:

"Now I will go to my own house; and you will stay with Moria: and you will serve them, as all the men and women of Moria do."

"Yes," Pismo answered.

At night he climbed into the door, and he took to his heels after Annon, the wizard, to sleep.

Doing surprisingly well. The first sentence even makes sense in context. On the other hand, Annon Edhellen, Pismo and Moria have been turned into people, and Goodgolf has been lost in the confusion. (Is Annon the wizard who couldn't open the door, or not?)

dhok · Post by **dhok** » Wed Oct 30, 2019 8:58 am

The bot seems to half-translate Latin and then run with the translation:

Quo usque tandem abutere, Catilina, patientia nostra? Quam diu etiam furor iste tuus nos eludet? Quem ad finem sese effrenata iactabit audacia?

The question posed this time is much like the one sent in the beginning: Why do you continue to be patient as a child? Well, I'm not trying to tell you that patience must be a habit, or that it's your birthright. I just want you to remember what it is like to experience pain.

I'm not interested in telling you that pain is part of life and you don't need to control it.

There's something I'd like you to remember. Pain isn't really about the hurt anymore. Rather, it's about the desire for a good night's sleep, and that's it's nature.

I'm not going to tell you that, because I know you're not going to listen.

akam chinjir · Post by **akam chinjir** » Wed Oct 30, 2019 9:13 am

I'll have a go.

Dependent origination we declare to be emptiness. It is a dependent concept; just that is the middle path. There being no dharma whatsoever that is not dependently originated, it follows that there is also no dharma whatsoever that is non-empty. For us, "non-empty" means not dependently originated, that is, it has no roots or origin. Since there are many things arising and passing away, it follows that there are also various forms of suffering and stress. To make the point clearer, the "two paths for liberation" means to make clear what exactly does and does not constitute "liberation." It is not true that "one has already attained liberation." All the way, there is still the great struggle to reach final liberation. If we are not aware of this, it would be a kind of laziness in our training and would be a cause of the great suffering in this world. As soon as we are aware of it, all the struggles will begin to vanish. This is why the Buddhist teachers call it the "two paths for liberation." The non-

(The prompt is verses 24.18-19 from Nāgārjuna's Mūlamadhyamakakārikā, the Siderits and Katsura translation. The continuation is nicely Buddhist, though I expect Nāgārjuna wouldn't say it's not true that one has already attained liberation without also saying that it's not true that one has not yet attained liberation.)

quinterbeck · Post by **quinterbeck** » Thu Oct 31, 2019 1:51 am

A paragraph of the story I'm currently writing in Leima becomes Tolkienian...

So Eine lay down in the boat and slept. During the night, Raimra heard a voice speaking to him over the the water, but he did not understand it. He called out, but the speaking ceased.

48. In the morning Raimra lifted the oars, and they sailed, and passed over the great sea of Eressëa,

49. And in the end of the fourteenth moon was he seen by Ua Hinnom; the others saw their lord too and rejoiced at it.

50. He made them boats of hides, and of wool, and of silver and of gold, and of the best wood from the trees of Asland.

51. Then he sent them a signal, and brought in his son Númenor from Fingon, a great man and a mighty warrior.

52. And one of the boats sent at him struck the man with an arrow, and the latter made a long lamentation, and swore the word of the king.

53. Then Raimra called him, and said: "Who, stranger, sent you hither?"

Ah, here's something more like what I expected:

So Eine lay down in the boat and slept. During the night, Raimra heard a voice speaking to him over the the water, but he did not understand it. He called out, but the speaking ceased.

Then a white dog came out of the water and ran up to Eine. The white dog said, "What is it that you ask me about?"

Eine said, "I am looking for a certain woman."

The white dog said, "What is she like?"

Eine said, "She has black eyes. I am so frightened now, but I have nothing else to eat."

The white dog asked, "Do you mean to go?"

Eine said, "I don't know what you mean by going. I wish to go, but I do not have the courage."

They went on across the river and then it came to a village. The villagers ran back and told Raimra.

There were two people who live in this village and when Raimra arrived he asked one of them what Eine was looking for. The man said, "That's the

Nortaneous · Post by **Nortaneous** » Thu Oct 31, 2019 10:13 am

Hinga binga bunga wunga!! Ooga booga borga barg!! Yaaaarrrrrgggghhhh!! Yaaraghghhhhhhhghg!!

Binga banga banga banga banga banga banga banga

Binga banga banga banga banga banga banga banga booga banga

Banga banga banga banga banga banga banga banga booga

Banga banga banga booga

BOOM!!!!!! Oo-owww!

Oooooowww!

Oo-owww!

(silly kid)

Dang dang dang dang dang!!

Gang-dang dang dang dang dang!

Gang-dang dang dang dang dang!!

Gang-dang dang dang dang dang dang!

Gang-dang dang dang dang!

n̥ɯç tʰu kɯɲ ɗɤ çim̥un m̥ɔçɔksɔ m̥ɔɬiⁿbjɔpʰutʰukɔ || jɔɬjɔh i çi ɗɤ n̥ɯçm̥un m̥ɔkʰweɬæsæ cʰɤnilɔ kɛʟɟɢ cʰɪn̯çn̥kʰcʰɛtʰ ɯm̥ɯiɹn m̥ɔsįɨ i m̥ɔkʰe c̥ɔkʰɐ dʰɯm̶ʰwʰe c̥ɢtʰtʰc̤ʰ tɔm̥ʰɧɨk dʰɤ

potrzebie) May 15, 2012

I love how "mattress-bunny" is being used to sell a very real, very serious problem. — Matt Stoller (@MattStoller) May 15, 2012

"Feminist," or "feminist" is a really bad insult for men—it's a term that carries an awful lot of baggage to begin with, especially with a woman's sense of what is appropriate behavior and what is not. And yes, that's from a feminist, someone who is probably more concerned with social justice than with practicality.

But there's a much bigger problem with the phrase's usage by a woman who apparently really believes in "sustainable communities" to replace the existing "sustainable economies." In the past, I've asked women to refrain from buying furniture made by slave labor, because I think it's a much better alternative to the exploitation of other human beings. I don't think it's a terrible idea to use a word that suggests that women have an inherent obligation to serve as unpaid bodyguards for

mèþru · Post by **mèþru** » Thu Oct 31, 2019 5:04 pm

From the Declaration of Independence of Israel:

זוהי זכותו הטבעית של העם היהודי להיות ככל עם ועם עומד ברשות עצמו במדינתו הריבונית. והרשות ערהי, כולמוד ברשות הריבונית, כשב ישראלו בנעמלו שהוא כמחנה, מרגועים בדיצוים אלתי עמוד במנעמלו שהוא כמחנה:

11 Do not lay your hands on any one of my people, your sons or daughters

The Hebrew part I can't even translate it makes abslutely no sense

mèþru · Post by **mèþru** » Thu Oct 31, 2019 5:05 pm

Mornche Geddick wrote:Daisy suddenly changed sex?

Or she's queer

Yalensky · Post by **Yalensky** » Thu Oct 31, 2019 9:53 pm

Nobody's tried Russian yet, so I pasted in the first stanza of Evgeny Onegin and I got...nothing! Just the text I inputted. Oh well.

I got nothing again when I put in the first three sentences of Anna Karenina, but got a result with just the first sentence:

Все счастливые семьи похожи друг на друга, каждая несчастливая семья несчастлива по-своему.

Одинше более версия или закурался дисс их их омистаминатататый по ещенко нашего же счастой ней так - так и зак

So the results are Russianish-nonsense. My partial translation as a non-native Russian speaker just to give a sense: "oner more version or was beginning to smoke(?) diss their their omistaminatatate (???)..."

Pabappa · Post by **Pabappa** » Fri Nov 01, 2019 12:42 am

Maybe the tool has ups and downs due to server overload. I put in a blonde joke twice and got back nothing at all. In fact, nothing's working for me now. I'll try again later. I doubt the problem's on my end because this is the same PC that I was on when I generated thirty other outputs.

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