Re: Venting thread
Posted: Mon Apr 08, 2024 1:24 am
Don't you mean prescriptivism?Man in Space wrote: ↑Mon Apr 08, 2024 1:24 am Descriptivism has infected Threads now too. Don’t dare say “on accident” lest you get drawn and quartered.
…how embarrassing. Yes.Travis B. wrote: ↑Mon Apr 08, 2024 8:36 amDon't you mean prescriptivism?Man in Space wrote: ↑Mon Apr 08, 2024 1:24 am Descriptivism has infected Threads now too. Don’t dare say “on accident” lest you get drawn and quartered.
well now both of them are here.Travis B. wrote: ↑Mon Apr 08, 2024 8:36 amDon't you mean prescriptivism?Man in Space wrote: ↑Mon Apr 08, 2024 1:24 am Descriptivism has infected Threads now too. Don’t dare say “on accident” lest you get drawn and quartered.
I find it ironic that you can consider insisting on the use of the term descriptivism to describe descriptivism is in a way prescriptivist.
1) Sorry to hear that.Man in Space wrote: ↑Tue Apr 09, 2024 3:03 pm Got hit with a slur today by some guy who claimed that English has stopped evolving and is now frozen. This is the first time I can recall having been hit with a slur that refers to a group I belong to.
This isn't life=-threatening, just terribly inconvenient. I've been using up a lot of mental energy on this that I could really use for other things.
Ah yes, I've had a lot of fun experience with this. My favourite part was trying to get Cook County to stop sending my dead husband jury summons. I called the office and they were like, "You need to send us a death certificate." I was like, "I got the death certificates from you. If that's what you need, just walk down the fucking corridor and get one!"(My latest healthcare related headaches: convincing health insurance that dead people are actually dead takes an awful lot of paperwork.)
Does that sort of thing happen often? Is it 'temporary' as in 'some important bit of IT crashed and it'll take a couple of hours before it's back again' or as in 'expect weeks without birth certificates?'Linguoboy wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 10:20 am (Speaking of which, saw a news report today with the headline that Cook County is "temporarily" unable to give out paper copies of vital records, like birth, death, and marriage certificates. I didn't even read it; I was just like, "Of course, why expect local government to fulfill its most basic functions? You're just lucky the water in your pipes won't kill you.")
I work in IT and I mean, it's not that hard to cobble together some sort of API through which various government offices could check if the person you claim is dead is, indeed, dead. Instead they insist on death certificates and something called a livret de famille , which is of vital importance. Why that is, I don't know because you can come up with a decent forgery of either document in 5 minutes.Ah yes, I've had a lot of fun experience with this. My favourite part was trying to get Cook County to stop sending my dead husband jury summons. I called the office and they were like, "You need to send us a death certificate." I was like, "I got the death certificates from you. If that's what you need, just walk down the fucking corridor and get one!"
I don't recall this specific sort of thing happening before, but I'm used to a local government that screws things up pretty regularly.Ares Land wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 11:17 amDoes that sort of thing happen often? Is it 'temporary' as in 'some important bit of IT crashed and it'll take a couple of hours before it's back again' or as in 'expect weeks without birth certificates?'Linguoboy wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 10:20 am (Speaking of which, saw a news report today with the headline that Cook County is "temporarily" unable to give out paper copies of vital records, like birth, death, and marriage certificates. I didn't even read it; I was just like, "Of course, why expect local government to fulfill its most basic functions? You're just lucky the water in your pipes won't kill you.")
And maybe someone has proposed that here as well, but there's too much institutional inertia holding it back (not to mention a profit motive, since every physical copy of an official document costs money; for instance, a single death certificate will cost $15, plus more if you order it by phone or have it expedited).Ares Land wrote:I work in IT and I mean, it's not that hard to cobble together some sort of API through which various government offices could check if the person you claim is dead is, indeed, dead. Instead they insist on death certificates and something called a livret de famille , which is of vital importance. Why that is, I don't know because you can come up with a decent forgery of either document in 5 minutes. (I'm a little unfair here because they will implement exactly such an API eventually.)Ah yes, I've had a lot of fun experience with this. My favourite part was trying to get Cook County to stop sending my dead husband jury summons. I called the office and they were like, "You need to send us a death certificate." I was like, "I got the death certificates from you. If that's what you need, just walk down the fucking corridor and get one!"
This also seems accurate, though inertia is also quite strong in many of these offices. When I had to order an apostilled birth certificate copy to move to the Netherlands, that was quite an... erm, "adventure", shall we say: it had to be ordered by mail, using only postal money orders (because ordering online wouldn't make the birth certificate valid for the apostilling procedure!), and given that I was born in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, dealing with the office was quite an adventure. (And not in a good way.)Linguoboy wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 11:27 amAnd maybe someone has proposed that here as well, but there's too much institutional inertia holding it back (not to mention a profit motive, since every physical copy of an official document costs money; for instance, a single death certificate will cost $15, plus more if you order it by phone or have it expedited).Ares Land wrote:I work in IT and I mean, it's not that hard to cobble together some sort of API through which various government offices could check if the person you claim is dead is, indeed, dead. Instead they insist on death certificates and something called a livret de famille , which is of vital importance. Why that is, I don't know because you can come up with a decent forgery of either document in 5 minutes. (I'm a little unfair here because they will implement exactly such an API eventually.)Ah yes, I've had a lot of fun experience with this. My favourite part was trying to get Cook County to stop sending my dead husband jury summons. I called the office and they were like, "You need to send us a death certificate." I was like, "I got the death certificates from you. If that's what you need, just walk down the fucking corridor and get one!"
Today I've learnt what apostilling is.doctor shark wrote: ↑Fri Apr 12, 2024 5:06 pm This also seems accurate, though inertia is also quite strong in many of these offices. When I had to order an apostilled birth certificate copy to move to the Netherlands, that was quite an... erm, "adventure", shall we say: it had to be ordered by mail, using only postal money orders (because ordering online wouldn't make the birth certificate valid for the apostilling procedure!), and given that I was born in the middle of the Pacific Ocean, dealing with the office was quite an adventure. (And not in a good way.)
Interesting idea, but I think I'll pass, sorry If that's the alternative, I'd rather keep sending the damn certificates.