Re: United States Politics Thread 47
Posted: Sat Jul 11, 2026 7:44 pm
(continuation of previous post)
JB Pritzker
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JB_Pritzker
Born 1965
Governor of Illinois; before that, heir in a rich family whose investments made him a billionaire and who occasionally dabbled in politics a bit.
I don't know much about him, except that he and the Trump Administration seem to hate each other, and that zompist, who lives in his state, has said friendly things about him once or twice. He also seems to have managed it to avoid the traditional Illinois-Governor's-Mansion-to-prison pipeline so far. Those would, in themselves, be good signs.
But he seems to have had some kind of relationship with Rod Blagojevich back in the day. Oh my. And, well, he's a billionaire. I'm still undecided on how much or how little I myself want to hold that against him, but I know that many other people will hold it against him. I don't think that 2028 is likely to be a good year for billionaires among Democrats.
Besides, well, given the state of my own looks, I shouldn't really bring this up, but he's not exactly handsome. No, that shouldn't matter. But yes, it probably does. Even for a man.
Josh Shapiro
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_Shapiro
Born 1973
Governor of Pennsylvania; before that, Attorney General of Pennsylvania; before that, various less important political jobs.
Mainly notable for comfortably winning an election for Governor of a major purple Rust Belt state which Trump won twice. I've seen fairly mixed reports about how well or poorly he's doing in that job. Not sure what to make of it.
Seems to be an overall fairly conventional mainstream Democratic Party politician who started out with the standard political positions that fairly conventional mainstream Democratic Party politicians used to have not too long ago, and has now tried to shift some of those positions a bit in line with the changing times. That's probably just not good enough for times like these.
Mikie Sherrill
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikie_Sherrill
Born 1972
Governor of New Jersey; before that, Member of the House from New Jersey; before that, briefly a federal prosecutor; before that, Navy pilot and Navy staff officer.
I'm only listing her here for completeness' sake, because she got herself elected Governor of a state during Trump's second term. She's not listed as someone who's shown interest, someone who's who's been speculated about, or even someone who's said "no" on the Wikipedia page about the 2028 presidential election.
Spending two of the first three years of your first term as newly elected Governor of a state running for an even higher office would strike me as just plain bad manners, and pretty unfair towards the people in your state who elected you. And I suspect that she herself might well agree with me on that point. So I think it's unlikely that she'll actually run. Again, just listed here for completeness' sake. But going through the motions of checking her CV...
Her military background would, of course, annoy some fringe people, but would probably play well with a larger number of others. It's interesting that she spent about a year as a federal prosecutor and then quit the job. Could it be that she didn't like what she saw during her time in that job? In that case, she might be interested in changing something about the criminal justice system. But that's just tealeaf reading.
In the House, she was both a New Democrat and a Blue Dog. Err, nope. Nope, nope, nope. OK, she apparently eventually left the Blue Dogs after a while. Good for her, but not good that she had joined them in the first place.
Then, as Governor, she seems to have bothsided the protests against ICE, criticizing ICE, but criticizing the protesors, too. Nah, I don't see how that'll play well with, err, anyone.
Apparently, during her time in the House, for a while she was a flatmate of Abigail Spanberger (see below).
Elissa Slotkin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elissa_Slotkin
Born 1976
Senator from Michigan; before that, Member of the House from Michigan; before that, career CIA employee and official in the Department of Defense.
Mainly notable for winning, even though just barely, a Senate seat in a major purple Rust Belt state which Trump won twice, and doing so on the very election day on which Trump won that state for the second time. In itself, that's certainly impressive.
As for her CV - well, first, there's the whole CIA stuff. I guess it's theoretically possible that she wasn't directly involved in any atrocities during her time in that job. But in any case, many people, in her party, in the general electorate, and if she should somehow end up in the White House, around the world, would understandably assume that she was. That would be bad for her in the primaries; if she could somehow overcome that and get herself nominated, it would be bad for her in the general election; and if she could somehow overcome that and get herself elected, it would be a major problem for her already near-hopeless attempts to deal with the rest of the world.
Then, in the House and in the Senate, on a number of domestic policy matters, she has moderate or moderately right-wing positions. And to top it off, she's not just decidedly pro-Israel, but even decidedly pro-Saudi-Arabia. Do I need to go on? No. Just no.
Abigail Spanberger
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abigail_Spanberger
Born 1979
Governor of Virginia; before that, Member of the House from Virginia; before that, CIA employee and private sector consultant for academic institutions.
Same rules apply as with Mikie Sherrill above: I'm only listing her here for completeness' sake, because she got herself elected Governor of a state during Trump's second term. She's not listed as someone who's shown interest, someone who's who's been speculated about, or even someone who's said "no" on the Wikipedia page about the 2028 presidential election.
Spending two of the first three years of your first term as newly elected Governor of a state running for an even higher office would strike me as just plain bad manners, and pretty unfair towards the people in your state who elected you. And I suspect that she herself might well agree with me on that point. So I think it's unlikely that she'll actually run. Again, just listed here for completeness' sake. But going through the motions of checking her CV...
For the CIA period, see my comments on Elissa Slotkin above. Consulting is usually not exactly a glorious and praiseworthy profession, either. As for her political career, it seems to be a mixed bag. Decidedly anti-Trump instead of trying to make nice with him, which is good. But she also said repeatedly that other Democrats were, in her opinion, too radical, and should just be normal and non-chaotic. In other words, she's explicitly in favor of the approach that the Democrats tried for most of the time since the 1990s, and which usually brought them either defeats or Pyrrhic victories.
As Governor, she took a mostly confrontational stance towards the Trump Administration, but with some lapses, and otherwise seems to have implemented mostly run-of-the-mill mainsteam Democratic Party policies. There are mixed reports about her level of popularity in her state.
Apparently, during her time in the House, for a while she was a flatmate of Mikie Sherrill (see above).
Gretchen Whitmer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gretchen_Whitmer
Born 1971
Current and outgoing Governor of Michigan; before that, various state and local level political offices.
Notable for winning two elections for Governor of a major purple Rust Belt state which Trump won twice, too.
Famously nicknamed "The woman in Michigan" or "That woman from Michigan" by Donald Trump, of which she'd probably remind Democratic Party primary voters at every opportunity if she'd run.
A bunch of fascist Trumpist terrorists planned to kidnap and murder her once during her time as Governor.
Mostly standard Democratic mainstream positions, combined with mutual loathing between her and Trump.
Record of being pro-Israel, though. Which, however, didn't really come up much during her career so far, which was entirely at the state and local level.
Despite her Israel support and otherwise fairly standard Democratic positions, it's arguably a bit strange that her solid anti-Trump bona fides haven't given her a better position in polls yet, where she doesn't seem to do too well. Perhaps people simply haven't heard of her? Being term-limited, she probably won't have a day job in 2027, which might give her a lot of time to spend in early primary states. Perhaps that might improve her standing.
So much for the serious or sort-of serious or perhaps potentially serious candidates. Now for two brief honorable mentions:
Rahm Emanuel
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rahm_Emanuel
Born 1959
Former this; former that; former various other things.
A few people seem to have seriously suggested that Rahm Emanuel might be a contender for the Democratic Party nomination for President of the USA. To these people, I say: Thank you. In grim times like these, it's important to get a bit of comic relief every now and then.
Bernie Sanders
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernie_Sanders
Born 1941
Senator from Vermont; before that, Member of the House from Vermont; before that, Mayor of Burlington.
Probably no introduction necessary for him, either. Has explicitly said that he won't run again. Would be, assuming nothing happens to him, 87 on election day 2028, and 91 at the end of a hypothetical first term.
Despite these facts and numbers, there still seem to be a few strange people who hope that he will run again. Let it go, people. Let it go.
JB Pritzker
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/JB_Pritzker
Born 1965
Governor of Illinois; before that, heir in a rich family whose investments made him a billionaire and who occasionally dabbled in politics a bit.
I don't know much about him, except that he and the Trump Administration seem to hate each other, and that zompist, who lives in his state, has said friendly things about him once or twice. He also seems to have managed it to avoid the traditional Illinois-Governor's-Mansion-to-prison pipeline so far. Those would, in themselves, be good signs.
But he seems to have had some kind of relationship with Rod Blagojevich back in the day. Oh my. And, well, he's a billionaire. I'm still undecided on how much or how little I myself want to hold that against him, but I know that many other people will hold it against him. I don't think that 2028 is likely to be a good year for billionaires among Democrats.
Besides, well, given the state of my own looks, I shouldn't really bring this up, but he's not exactly handsome. No, that shouldn't matter. But yes, it probably does. Even for a man.
Josh Shapiro
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Josh_Shapiro
Born 1973
Governor of Pennsylvania; before that, Attorney General of Pennsylvania; before that, various less important political jobs.
Mainly notable for comfortably winning an election for Governor of a major purple Rust Belt state which Trump won twice. I've seen fairly mixed reports about how well or poorly he's doing in that job. Not sure what to make of it.
Seems to be an overall fairly conventional mainstream Democratic Party politician who started out with the standard political positions that fairly conventional mainstream Democratic Party politicians used to have not too long ago, and has now tried to shift some of those positions a bit in line with the changing times. That's probably just not good enough for times like these.
Mikie Sherrill
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikie_Sherrill
Born 1972
Governor of New Jersey; before that, Member of the House from New Jersey; before that, briefly a federal prosecutor; before that, Navy pilot and Navy staff officer.
I'm only listing her here for completeness' sake, because she got herself elected Governor of a state during Trump's second term. She's not listed as someone who's shown interest, someone who's who's been speculated about, or even someone who's said "no" on the Wikipedia page about the 2028 presidential election.
Spending two of the first three years of your first term as newly elected Governor of a state running for an even higher office would strike me as just plain bad manners, and pretty unfair towards the people in your state who elected you. And I suspect that she herself might well agree with me on that point. So I think it's unlikely that she'll actually run. Again, just listed here for completeness' sake. But going through the motions of checking her CV...
Her military background would, of course, annoy some fringe people, but would probably play well with a larger number of others. It's interesting that she spent about a year as a federal prosecutor and then quit the job. Could it be that she didn't like what she saw during her time in that job? In that case, she might be interested in changing something about the criminal justice system. But that's just tealeaf reading.
In the House, she was both a New Democrat and a Blue Dog. Err, nope. Nope, nope, nope. OK, she apparently eventually left the Blue Dogs after a while. Good for her, but not good that she had joined them in the first place.
Then, as Governor, she seems to have bothsided the protests against ICE, criticizing ICE, but criticizing the protesors, too. Nah, I don't see how that'll play well with, err, anyone.
Apparently, during her time in the House, for a while she was a flatmate of Abigail Spanberger (see below).
Elissa Slotkin
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Elissa_Slotkin
Born 1976
Senator from Michigan; before that, Member of the House from Michigan; before that, career CIA employee and official in the Department of Defense.
Mainly notable for winning, even though just barely, a Senate seat in a major purple Rust Belt state which Trump won twice, and doing so on the very election day on which Trump won that state for the second time. In itself, that's certainly impressive.
As for her CV - well, first, there's the whole CIA stuff. I guess it's theoretically possible that she wasn't directly involved in any atrocities during her time in that job. But in any case, many people, in her party, in the general electorate, and if she should somehow end up in the White House, around the world, would understandably assume that she was. That would be bad for her in the primaries; if she could somehow overcome that and get herself nominated, it would be bad for her in the general election; and if she could somehow overcome that and get herself elected, it would be a major problem for her already near-hopeless attempts to deal with the rest of the world.
Then, in the House and in the Senate, on a number of domestic policy matters, she has moderate or moderately right-wing positions. And to top it off, she's not just decidedly pro-Israel, but even decidedly pro-Saudi-Arabia. Do I need to go on? No. Just no.
Abigail Spanberger
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Abigail_Spanberger
Born 1979
Governor of Virginia; before that, Member of the House from Virginia; before that, CIA employee and private sector consultant for academic institutions.
Same rules apply as with Mikie Sherrill above: I'm only listing her here for completeness' sake, because she got herself elected Governor of a state during Trump's second term. She's not listed as someone who's shown interest, someone who's who's been speculated about, or even someone who's said "no" on the Wikipedia page about the 2028 presidential election.
Spending two of the first three years of your first term as newly elected Governor of a state running for an even higher office would strike me as just plain bad manners, and pretty unfair towards the people in your state who elected you. And I suspect that she herself might well agree with me on that point. So I think it's unlikely that she'll actually run. Again, just listed here for completeness' sake. But going through the motions of checking her CV...
For the CIA period, see my comments on Elissa Slotkin above. Consulting is usually not exactly a glorious and praiseworthy profession, either. As for her political career, it seems to be a mixed bag. Decidedly anti-Trump instead of trying to make nice with him, which is good. But she also said repeatedly that other Democrats were, in her opinion, too radical, and should just be normal and non-chaotic. In other words, she's explicitly in favor of the approach that the Democrats tried for most of the time since the 1990s, and which usually brought them either defeats or Pyrrhic victories.
As Governor, she took a mostly confrontational stance towards the Trump Administration, but with some lapses, and otherwise seems to have implemented mostly run-of-the-mill mainsteam Democratic Party policies. There are mixed reports about her level of popularity in her state.
Apparently, during her time in the House, for a while she was a flatmate of Mikie Sherrill (see above).
Gretchen Whitmer
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gretchen_Whitmer
Born 1971
Current and outgoing Governor of Michigan; before that, various state and local level political offices.
Notable for winning two elections for Governor of a major purple Rust Belt state which Trump won twice, too.
Famously nicknamed "The woman in Michigan" or "That woman from Michigan" by Donald Trump, of which she'd probably remind Democratic Party primary voters at every opportunity if she'd run.
A bunch of fascist Trumpist terrorists planned to kidnap and murder her once during her time as Governor.
Mostly standard Democratic mainstream positions, combined with mutual loathing between her and Trump.
Record of being pro-Israel, though. Which, however, didn't really come up much during her career so far, which was entirely at the state and local level.
Despite her Israel support and otherwise fairly standard Democratic positions, it's arguably a bit strange that her solid anti-Trump bona fides haven't given her a better position in polls yet, where she doesn't seem to do too well. Perhaps people simply haven't heard of her? Being term-limited, she probably won't have a day job in 2027, which might give her a lot of time to spend in early primary states. Perhaps that might improve her standing.
So much for the serious or sort-of serious or perhaps potentially serious candidates. Now for two brief honorable mentions:
Rahm Emanuel
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rahm_Emanuel
Born 1959
Former this; former that; former various other things.
A few people seem to have seriously suggested that Rahm Emanuel might be a contender for the Democratic Party nomination for President of the USA. To these people, I say: Thank you. In grim times like these, it's important to get a bit of comic relief every now and then.
Bernie Sanders
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bernie_Sanders
Born 1941
Senator from Vermont; before that, Member of the House from Vermont; before that, Mayor of Burlington.
Probably no introduction necessary for him, either. Has explicitly said that he won't run again. Would be, assuming nothing happens to him, 87 on election day 2028, and 91 at the end of a hypothetical first term.
Despite these facts and numbers, there still seem to be a few strange people who hope that he will run again. Let it go, people. Let it go.