Zompist Bboard Again

hècdẓé
[hwɐ̀ˈdzɛ́j]
‘moniker for a specific head of state; authoritarian policies; (pejorative, archaic) Big Brother-esque authority’

χʷ → hw

hècdẓé
[hɐ̀wˈdzɛ́j]
‘moniker for a specific head of state; authoritarian policies; (pejorative, archaic) Big Brother-esque authority’

Metathesis

hècdẓé
[hɐ̀ò̯ˈdzɛ́j]
‘moniker for a specific head of state; authoritarian policies; (pejorative, archaic) Big Brother-esque authority’

Opening of [w] in codas.

hǎodzeedz
[hɐ̀ò̯ˈdzɛ́dz]
‘moniker for a specific head of state; authoritarian policies; (pejorative, archaic) Big Brother-esque authority’

Fortition of final *j

hǎodzeedz
[hæ̀ò̯ˈdzɛ́dz]
‘moniker for a specific head of state; authoritarian policies; (pejorative, archaic) Big Brother-esque authority’

Dissimilation of diphthong nuclei from offglides.

hǎodzeedz
[hœ̀ò̯ˈdzɛ́dz]
‘moniker for a specific head of state; authoritarian policies; (pejorative, archaic) Big Brother-esque authority’

Regressive roundness assimilation in diphthongs

hǎodzeedz
[hʷœ̀ò̯ˈdzʷɛ́dz]
‘moniker for a specific head of state; authoritarian policies; (pejorative, archaic) Big Brother-esque authority’

Labialization before and after rounded vowels.

hǎodzeedz
[hʷɛ̀ù̯ˈdzʷédz]
‘moniker for a specific head of state; authoritarian policies; (pejorative, archaic) Big Brother-esque authority’

vowel chain shift.

hǎodzeedz
[fɛ̀ù̯ˈdzʷédz]
‘moniker for a specific head of state; authoritarian policies; (pejorative, archaic) Big Brother-esque authority’

hʷ > f

fǎudzeedz
[fɛ̀ù̯ˈdzʷéts]
‘moniker for a specific head of state; authoritarian policies; (pejorative, archaic) Big Brother-esque authority’

Word-final devoicing

fǎudzeedz
[fɛ̀ù̯ˈdʑʷéts]
‘moniker for a specific head of state; authoritarian policies; (pejorative, archaic) Big Brother-esque authority’

Palatalization of coronals before front vowels.

fǎudzeedz
[fɛ̀ù̯ˈʑʷés]
‘moniker for a specific head of state; authoritarian policies; (pejorative, archaic) Big Brother-esque authority’

Deaffrication

fǎudzeedz
[fɛ̀ù̯ˈzʷéθ]
‘moniker for a specific head of state; authoritarian policies; (pejorative, archaic) Big Brother-esque authority’

Chain shift of alveolar sibilants to interdentals and alveolopalatal sibilants to alveolar sibilants.

fǎudzeedz
[vzùˈzʷèθ]
‘moniker for a specific head of state; authoritarian policies; (pejorative, archaic) Big Brother-esque authority’

Diphthongs beginning with a front vowel fricativize it, resolving the resultant environment by syllabifying the coda, and shifting all moraic tone to the right in doing it

(I hope this is not beyond the pale. It’s the deletion of the nucleus in this case and how the resulting mess phonetically resolves.)

fǎudzeedz
[ðʷùˈzʷèθ]
‘moniker for a specific head of state; authoritarian policies; (pejorative, archaic) Big Brother-esque authority’

vz > ðʷ

fǎudzeedz
[ðʷùˈzʷè]
‘moniker for a specific head of state; authoritarian policies; (pejorative, archaic) Big Brother-esque authority’

Loss of final consonants

fǎudzeedz
[ðùˈzè]
‘moniker for a specific head of state; authoritarian policies; (pejorative, archaic) Big Brother-esque authority’

Delabialisation

fǎudzeedz
[nùˈzè]
‘moniker for a specific head of state; authoritarian policies; (pejorative, archaic) Big Brother-esque authority’

*ð > n

dhùzè
[nuˈzḛ]
‘moniker for a specific head of state; authoritarian policies; (pejorative, archaic) Big Brother-esque authority’

Low tone → creaky voice on the stressed syllable, all other tone is lost

dhùzè
[nuˈzḛj]
‘moniker for a specific head of state; authoritarian policies; (pejorative, archaic) Big Brother-esque authority’

Insertion of glides after stressed tense vowels.