Zompist Bboard Again

Raphael wrote: ↑Wed Sep 27, 2023 10:24 am But from what I've seen in various places on the Internet, apparently every other adult in the Western world is either a sub or a dom.

Travis B. wrote: ↑Thu Sep 28, 2023 11:07 am I am weird here. I either want complete freedom to do what I want, or I want there to be well-defined rules and hierarchy. What I don't want is there to be ambiguous rules and hierarchy, where there is uncertainty as to what I ought to do and who I ought to follow, but I do not have the freedom to do as I please.

Travis B. wrote: ↑Thu Sep 28, 2023 11:07 am I am weird here. I either want complete freedom to do what I want, or I want there to be well-defined rules and hierarchy. What I don't want is there to be ambiguous rules and hierarchy, where there is uncertainty as to what I ought to do and who I ought to follow, but I do not have the freedom to do as I please.

foxcatdog wrote: ↑Sun Oct 01, 2023 8:29 am Apparently "Okay renter" is now an insult amongst boomers. Glad i live with decent parents.

Raphael wrote: ↑Sun Oct 01, 2023 8:34 am

I'm not old enough to remember it, but I have enough historical awareness to know about the times when the boomers were mostly criticized by generations older than them for being too radical. Sic transit...

But reading headlines and news stories, you would be forgiven if up until now you had thought he was a teenager still driving around on a learner’s permit, who picked up cryptocurrency trading to avoid the types of high school summer jobs that might force him to go outside.

Raphael wrote: ↑Thu Oct 05, 2023 8:27 am It's October 5th, we're in the cool-temperate part of the Northern Hemisphere, and the thermometer on our balcony is showing 20° Celsius (68° Fahrenheit) in the shade. This is getting ridiculous.

Travis B. wrote: ↑Sat Oct 14, 2023 10:45 pmcurvy dark country roads with very high speed limits for roads their size (think 55 mph on unlit two-line roads with no median)

WeepingElf wrote: ↑Sun Oct 15, 2023 1:44 pm A selection effect. Deer are crossing roads all the time - but get noticed only when they collide or nearly collide with a car. The many crossings where no car is near go unnoticed.

Travis B. wrote: ↑Sun Oct 15, 2023 9:50 amMy question is why are deer suicidal? Why do they choose the moment just when one's car is too close to stop for it to jump right in front of it?

My entirely half-assed understanding of Why Horses Explode If You Look At Them Funny, As Explained To Me By My Aunt That Raises Horses After Her Third Glass Of Wine:

Horses don’t got enough toes.

So, back right after the dinosaurs fucked off and joined the choir invisible, the first ancestors of horses were scampering about, little capybara-looking things called Eohippus, and they had four toes per limb.

They functioned pretty well, as near as we can tell from the fossil record, but they were mostly messing around in the leaf litter of dense forests, where one does not necessarily need to be fast but one should be nimble, and the 4 toes per limb worked out pretty good.

But the descendants of Eophippus moved out of the forest where there was lots of cover and onto the open plains, where there was better forage and visibility, but nowhere to hide, so the proto-horses that could ZOOM the fastest and out run their predators (or, at least, their other herd members) tended to do well. Here’s the thing -- having lots of toes means your foot touches the ground longer when you run, and it spreads a lot of your momentum to the sides. Great if you want to pivot and dodge, terrible if you want to ZOOM. So losing toes started being a major advantage for proto-horses.

The problem with having fewer toes and running Really Fucking Fast is that it kind of fucks your everything else up.

When a horse runs at full gallop, it sort of… stops actively breathing, letting the slosh of its guts move its lungs, which is tremendously calorically efficient and means their breathing doesn’t fall out of sync. But it also means that the abdominal lining of a horse is weirdly flexible in ways that lead to way more hernias and intestinal tangling than other ungulates. It also has a relatively weak diaphragm for something it’s size, so ANY kind of respiratory infection is a Major Fucking Problem because the horse has weak lungs.

When a horse runs Real Fucking Fast, it also develops a bit of a fluid dynamics problem -- most mammals have the blood going out of their heart real fast and coming back from the far reaches of the toes much slower and its structure reflects that. But since there is Only The One Toe, horse blood comes flying back up the veins toward the heart way the fuck faster than veins are meant to handle, which means horses had to evolve special veins that constrict to Slow the Blood Down, which you will recognize as a Major Cardiovascular Disease in most mammals. These poorly-regulated blood speed problems mean horses are prone to heart problems, burst veins, embolisms, and hemophilia. Also they have apparently a billion blood types and I’m not sure how that’s related but I am sure that’s another Hot Mess they have to deal with.

ALSO, the Blood-Going-Too-Fast issue and being Just Huge Motherfuckers means horses have trouble distributing oxygen properly, and have compensated by creating fucked up bones that replicate the way birds store air in their bones but much, much shittier. So if a horse breaks its leg, not only is it suffering a Major Structural Issue (also also -- breaking a toe is much more serious when that toe is YOUR WHOLE DAMN FOOT AND HALF YOUR LEG), it’s also having a hemorrhage and might be sort of suffocating a little.

ALSO ALSO, the fast that horses had to deal with Extremely Fast Predators for most of their evolution means that they are now afflicted with evolutionarily-adaptive anxiety, which is not great for their already barely-functioning hearts, and makes them, frankly, fucking mental. Part of the reason horses are so aggro is that if denied the opportunity to ZOOM, its options left are “Kill Everyone And Then Yourself” or “The Same But Skip Step One And Just Fucking Die”. The other reason is that a horse is in a race against itself -- it’s gotta breed before it falls apart, so a horse basically has a permanent terrorboner.

TL;DR: Horses don’t have enough toes and that makes them very, very fast, but also sickly, structurally unsound, have wildly OP blood that sometimes kills them, and drives them fucking insane.