Raphael wrote: ↑Sat Feb 07, 2026 10:27 am
zompist wrote: ↑Fri Feb 06, 2026 3:34 pm
Not quite what I said, but I did quote Charles Stross: "I don’t want my self-driving car to argue with me about where we want to go today. I don’t want my robot housekeeper to spend all its time in front of the TV watching contact sports or music videos."
That reminds me of another idea of mine: whatever may or may not happen with regard to full-fledged AIs, in the future, there might also be devices that would be what someone called "subsmart". Was that you, zompist? That is, such devices would be able to do all kinds of things traditionally seen as human work, but still wouldn't have "general" intelligence.
Yes, that's the term I used for the Incatena.
For instance, there might be a type of robot which would be able to cook, bake, brew, mix, and otherwise prepare a dizzying array of foods and meals and drinks from all the world's cuisines; which would be able to do basic repairs of all the devices and gadgets the average upper middle-class person in its time would be likely to own; which would be able to do all other kinds of odd jobs around the house that either have to be done all the time or might need doing every now and then; which would be able to provide any minor medical treatment that only requires a well-stocked first-aid kit; which would be able to form teams with other robots of the same type which would be able to play all of the world's major team sports at levels above the best human teams; and which would be good in bed almost independently of what the humans it would be with would be into; but which would still be completely helpless in any situation for which it wouldn't have been specifically programmed, because nothing would enable it to figure anything out on its own.
Most of what you're describing is simply a "servant". I can't say that people don't want servants, as many people obviously do, and some (e.g. the disabled or elderly) really need one. See any number of SF stories for robot servants.
My first reaction to this description is "Are you
sure you want all this in one robot?" You want to share your life with a device which, per your description, is physically stronger than you and knows how your body works? That's an awful lot of confidence in manufacturers who, in every other area of life, have turned out to be careless and shortsighted. (And I don't just mean IT; it was a fight of decades to get cars that were not "unsafe at any speed", as Ralph Nader put it.)
I'm worried about smart refrigerators, doorbells that send their video to ICE, "Clouds" that sell all my data to advertisers, and cars that brick themselves if you don't pay the extra upgrade fee. I wouldn't trust a robot built by any of the current tech companies.
Admittedly this is a personal taste, but I also think it'd be cumbersome and overblown. Where do you store the thing; isn't it always getting in the way? Modern devices have eliminated 99% of the toil of a traditional household: washing machines, dryers, dishwashers, vacuum cleaners, microwaves, etc. I guess there is always a little bit more that could be eliminated, but the amount of work my wife and I need to do is pretty small. I'm happy with Trader Joe's food most of the time (that's Aldi Nord to you, though I don't know if the stores and products are similar); if I want something nicer I'd rather cook, or go out to eat. Major repairs are the building's responsibility; my doctor is a few blocks away; and I don't want to fuck a robot.
Maybe the elderly would like one. I can't help thinking of my mother: she had very strict standards about household work and had trouble even with actual human helpers. As for companionship, she would certainly prefer an hour with an actual friend or relative to 24 hours a day with a machine.
I've talked about Star Trek food duplicators before; I'm skeptical of devices that are supposed to cook anything you want. What if I was born in Sichuan and want, not just
móyù shāo páigǔ, but the type my grandmother used to make? Cuisine is far more complex than most people think, not just a matter of recipes, but of ingredients, terroir, freshness, specialized implements, and a huge array of techniques.
This isn't to say that I don't want any more machines. I kind of wish we had a bread maker. Omigod would I ever want a Cintiq tablet/monitor. I recently drove a rental car with one of those rear-view cameras for parking; that was sweet. Everyone I know who has a 3-D printer gets a little crazy with it. I'm starting to think that a dazzle-style face mask to defeat face recognition systems should be developed and widely used.
The SF writer, and eventually humanity, will have to decide what they want human life to look like. Is it a cocoon of ease where a robot does everything for you— both your personal assistant/athlete/sexbot, and malloc's device that will feed you the anime of your dreams? To me that's a sinister vision, a world where humans have no actual purpose and no need to develop one. I'm much more interested in worlds where humans use automation as a tool, freeing themselves up for work they love, and interactions of all sorts with other human beings. Plus, y'know, didn't you see WALL-E?
I kinda think humans should still know how to do stuff, from growing things to making art to raising animals and children to working out problems with each other. And I think, as a nerdy American, I'm already way over on the accepting automation side of the continuum. My brother, for instance, is the sort to live in the woods, build his own house, take trucks apart, and in his spare time make his own music.