Therapy for compulsive perfectionists
Posted: Tue Apr 15, 2025 3:03 pm
Here's a somewhat edited transcript of a recent conversation in my head.
I: Now that I'm getting used to krita, I can use it to redo my Maps. It'll make some things a lot easier.
Me: And you can fix some of the glaring errors, like that peninsula which is west of a meridian in one Map and east of it in another.
I: Of course. But how would I ensure all the maps remain consistent? (thinks) I know! I'll create some heightmaps of the relevant areas and write a program to manipulate them.
Me: But you'll need to find a way of storing them at different resolutions, plus a way to stop them getting bunched up closer to the poles. And what kind of a resolution are you thinking of?
I: Oh, something like one point per square kilometre.
Me: But what will you do about rivers? The Seine, for example, isn't 1km wide until it reaches the Manche. Few if any of them will show up. And what about the effects of erosion? You do want a naturalistic landscape, don't you?
I: Err...
Me: And you'll need to find a realistic way of modelling climates, so that people won't point at your Map and say "you can't put a forest there; it's in rainshadow", like with a certain popular work of modern fantasy.
I: Err...
Me: And you have, what, 750000 square kilometres of Map data to store? That's a lot of memory and processing time.
I: (sigh)
Anticipated smartarse: You do know that popular world-creating program XYZ does all of this already, don't you?
Me and I: But it costs £££, does way more than I need, and doesn't do what I actually need how I need it done.
I: But I just *know* that I'll create inconsistencies in my Maps, and I won't sleep until they're all eliminated, so I'd rather avoid them to begin with.
Me: You do know you're never going to get anything done at this rate, don't you? And what about your One Conlanging Program To Rule Them All? When is that going to appear?
And so on.
Does anybody else suffer from this kind of paralysing nonsense?
I: Now that I'm getting used to krita, I can use it to redo my Maps. It'll make some things a lot easier.
Me: And you can fix some of the glaring errors, like that peninsula which is west of a meridian in one Map and east of it in another.
I: Of course. But how would I ensure all the maps remain consistent? (thinks) I know! I'll create some heightmaps of the relevant areas and write a program to manipulate them.
Me: But you'll need to find a way of storing them at different resolutions, plus a way to stop them getting bunched up closer to the poles. And what kind of a resolution are you thinking of?
I: Oh, something like one point per square kilometre.
Me: But what will you do about rivers? The Seine, for example, isn't 1km wide until it reaches the Manche. Few if any of them will show up. And what about the effects of erosion? You do want a naturalistic landscape, don't you?
I: Err...
Me: And you'll need to find a realistic way of modelling climates, so that people won't point at your Map and say "you can't put a forest there; it's in rainshadow", like with a certain popular work of modern fantasy.
I: Err...
Me: And you have, what, 750000 square kilometres of Map data to store? That's a lot of memory and processing time.
I: (sigh)
Anticipated smartarse: You do know that popular world-creating program XYZ does all of this already, don't you?
Me and I: But it costs £££, does way more than I need, and doesn't do what I actually need how I need it done.
I: But I just *know* that I'll create inconsistencies in my Maps, and I won't sleep until they're all eliminated, so I'd rather avoid them to begin with.
Me: You do know you're never going to get anything done at this rate, don't you? And what about your One Conlanging Program To Rule Them All? When is that going to appear?
And so on.
Does anybody else suffer from this kind of paralysing nonsense?