For starters, here's my best guess at a transcription, followed by the apparent (approximate) meanings
| # | Speaker | Utterance | Tenative translation |
| 1 | ANNOUNCER: | ei! ɛs gəˈdurə ˈilda ˈfiljat? | Hey! Who's ready for Feelyat! (or similar slogan) |
| 2 | AUDIENCE: | [?? vɔs?] du ˈfiljat! | (second part of slogan; first word could be hɔs, ɔs, or possibly wʌts; if the latter, this would likely mean "What do you Feelyat?") |
| 3 | Text: | feelyat! | feelyat! |
| 4 | ANNOUNCER: | i ˈvala di ˈhostu, ˈvalda ˈgrɛbnɛs! | And here's the host, Valda Grebnes! |
| 5 | HOST: | ˈprivu! ˈprivu! ˈprivu. | Thank you! Thank you! Thank you. |
| 6 | HOST: | ˈunas dəlˈvitəl gɚ ˈʃakə ˈfilijat, ˈkrejo pɚ ʊnˈdʒɪtsalou, ˈvænjə smɪts! | (exact meaning unclear, but clearly introducing the hostess, Vænjə Smits; second word might be vəlˈvitəl) |
| 7 | HOSTESS: | aˈlou, ˈvalda! | Hello, Valda! |
| 8 | HOST: | aˈlou, ˈvænjə. | Hello, Vænjə. |
| 9 | HOST: | torks də flɚ? | (unclear) |
| 10 | HOSTESS: | jɔ jɔ! | Yes, yes! |
| 11 | HOSTESS: | hat ˈvalda, sou ɛs dɚ ˈnɛdɚlændɚ fʊt ˈkwajɚ! | But Valda, so is the Dutch Foot Choir! |
| 12 | HOST: | di ˈnɛdɚlændɚ fʊt ˈkwajɚ! | The Dutch Foot Choir! |
| 13 | HOST: | ni lats ˈfilijat! | Now let's Feelyat! |
| 14 | HOST: | suva, kan ˈsaga val ˈda.u kanˈtɛstas? | Suva, can you introduce the contestants? |
| 15 | ANNOUNCER: | ˈkrevu, valda! | Of course, Valda! |
| 16 | ANNOUNCER: | jir, di tʃampiˈɔn van ˈantvɚp ˈbeldʒʊm, hans ˈbodɪs! | Here (is) the champion, from Antwerp, Belgium, Hans Bodis! (final consonant in last name unclear) |
| 17 | ANNOUNCER: | ʊn ˈdate prɛmiˈɛr tʃaˈlɛndʒɛr, ˈoutən ˈhanaboum ə ˈʃvedən, gəˈhɛljo ˈbonɪk, ˈrɪki srajʊnˈkɔvsɛn! | And his first challenger, out of Hannebom(?), Sweden, (unclear) Ricky Sraiunkovsen! |
| 18 | ANNOUNCER: | ɔn dɛr sɛˈkundɚ tʃaˈlɛndʒɛr vɔn tɔˈrɔnto ˈkænəda, daˈrɪl ˈvasdɪk! | And the second challenger, from Toronto, Canada, Darill Vasdik! |
| 19 | ANNOUNCER: | ʊntan, daˈrɪl! ha ha ha ha! | Welcome, Darill! Ha ha ha ha! |
| 20 | HOST: | hans, hɔrz də ˈmanzi ˈfilijat? | Hans, are you excited for Feelyat? (or are you ready for Feelyat or something similar) |
| 21 | OLD MAN: | nei. | No. |
| 22 | HOST: | hɔrz də ˈmanzi ˈfilijat? | Are you excited for Feelyat? |
| 23 | OLD MAN: | nei. | No. |
| 24 | HOST: | ˈfilijat. hɔrz də ˈmanzi? | Feelyat. Are you excited? |
| 25 | OLD MAN: | ˈfiljat! | Feelyat! |
| 26 | HOST: | ni lats ˈfilijat! | Now let's (play) Feelyat! |
| 27 | HOST: | ˈsuva, wat ɪn dai ˈabdʒɛkt? | Suva, what is the (or "his") object? |
| 28 | ANNOUNCER: | dai ˈabdʒɛkt ɪz in ˈpainæpəl. | The (or "His") object is a pinaeapple. |
| 29 | HOST: | ʃː! trein seˈgand mɪt di ˈnɛdɚlændɚ fʊt ˈkwajɚ! | Sh! Twenty seconds with the Dutch Foot Choir! |
| 30 | OLD MAN: | ɪʃt ain prak? nei. ˈdɛrti faʃ? nei. ɪʃt ain ˈhɛʃta? ɛ! ˈhɛʃta? nei, nei, nei, nei, nei, nei, nei. ˈhɛʃta biʃ— | Is it a (unclear)? No. Is it a (unclear)? Hmm! (unclear)? No, no, no, no, no, no, no. (unclear)— |
| 31 | Text: | NEWSIN BULLETUNIC | News Bulletin |
| 32 | NEWS ANCHOR: | ni ˈmɔntuʃ trəˈdʒuki. | (something on the order of We interrupt this broadcast or Breaking news; first word is likely "Now") |
| 33 | NEWS ANCHOR: | dɪˈzastʊr zʊn rain. | Disaster on the Rhine. |
| 34 | Text: | Disastür zün Rhine | Disaster on the Rhine. |
| 35 | NEWS ANCHOR: | ˈviʃən ut ˈælən ˈata ˈkrambəltɔk, ˈvradə ut ˈtɔpɔt, blak ˈtunə ˈɛbuʃ frɛm. | (unclear) |
| 36 | NEWS ANCHOR: | rəˈpitən: ˈviʃən ut ˈælən ˈata ˈkrambəltɔk, ˈvradə ut ˈtɔpɔt, blak ˈtunə ˈɛbuʃ frɛm. | Repeat: (unclear) |
| 37 | NEWS ANCHOR: | ni ˈpunək poi ˈfiljat! | Now back to Feelyat! |
| 38 | HOST: | ˈrɪki, wʌts du ˈfili? | Ricky, what do you feel? |
| 39 | SMALL BOY: | ˈɛsən ist ain pip? | Is it a (unclear, possibly "pipe" or "flute") |
| 40 | HOST: | nei, ain ˈklakən. | No, a clock. |
| 41 | AUDIENCE: | ɔː! | Aww! |
| 42 | HOST: | ˈvænjə? | Vænjə? |
| 43 | HOST: | dəˈrɪl ˈvasdɪk, wʌts du ˈfili? | Darill Vasdik, what do you feel? |
| 44 | WINNER: | ˈarsən dust ain mit? | Is this a meat? |
| 45 | HOST: | ˈablia! ˈablia, ˈablia. | Wait! Wait, wait. or: Quiet! Quiet, quiet. |
| 46 | HOST: | un spəˈsɪfɪka, wʊt ˈkundɚ mit? | Specifically, what kind of meat? |
| 47 | WINNER: | ˈɛsən ɪs ˈbiftɛk? | Is it (a) steak? |
| 48 | HOST: | ˈfilijat! | Feelyat! |
| 49 | HOST: | (inaudible over audience, but whatever it is he says it twice) | (unclear, probably general congratulations) |
| 50 | HOST: | ˈsuva, jənəlˈtuzən dʊlˈdaʃ daˈrɪl? | Suva, what has Darill won? |
| 51 | ANNOUNCER: | daˈrɪl vosˈpasɛn in viɛtnaˈmiz pɔt ˈbɛli pɪg! | Darill has won (or Darill will be taking home, etc.) a Vietnamese pot-bellied pig! |
| 52 | HOST: | ˈɪldiəmeo ˈfojalo ˈplatɪk ˈfilijat. | (unclear except for Feelyat) |
| 53 | HOST: | ˈpai pai! ˈpai pai! ˈpai pai. | Bye bye! Bye bye! Bye bye. |
Different aspects of this language will be examined in individual posts. Feel free to contribute!