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Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2024 4:56 am
by Raphael
Ketsuban wrote: Sat Oct 26, 2024 4:51 am I took Ancient Greek to GCSE level - we had to pick additional classes to take in the third year (that's year 9 for state schools) and I'd enjoyed Latin in the first two, so I thought why not. We went from a class of twenty-seven at the start of the third year to nine who actually took the GCSE.

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Sat Oct 26, 2024 12:42 pm
by Lērisama
Raphael wrote: Sat Oct 26, 2024 11:28 am
keenir wrote: Sat Oct 26, 2024 10:59 am

bless you
Now I wonder if the message is code for something like "Hello Headquarters, I have successfully hacked into user 'masako''s account and am ready to proceed."
So much better out of context

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2024 3:07 pm
by Lērisama
bradrn wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2024 4:56 am (Australia very sensibly uses day/month/year format. I’ve yet to comprehend why anyone would voluntarily use middle-endian order…)
This raises the very important question: is the (obviously correct) day/month/year little- or big-endian?

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2024 3:35 pm
by alice
Lērisama wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2024 3:07 pm
bradrn wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2024 4:56 am (Australia very sensibly uses day/month/year format. I’ve yet to comprehend why anyone would voluntarily use middle-endian order…)
This raises the very important question: is the (obviously correct) day/month/year little- or big-endian?
Little-endian, because the bit which changes the fastest comes first.

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2024 3:59 pm
by Travis B.
Lērisama wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2024 3:07 pm
bradrn wrote: Tue Oct 29, 2024 4:56 am (Australia very sensibly uses day/month/year format. I’ve yet to comprehend why anyone would voluntarily use middle-endian order…)
This raises the very important question: is the (obviously correct) day/month/year little- or big-endian?
Big-endian, because times are always big-endian, and hence dates have to also be big-endian as otherwise date/time combos are doomed to be middle-endian.

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Tue Oct 29, 2024 4:14 pm
by Raphael
This is getting even more complicated and difficult to follow than the technical discussions in Languages & Linguistics.

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Wed Oct 30, 2024 11:01 am
by Raphael
Ares Land wrote: Wed Oct 30, 2024 9:49 am
I had to google Piers Morgan. I think I was a bit happier when I didn't know who that was :)

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Fri Nov 08, 2024 7:11 pm
by bradrn
Darren wrote: Fri Nov 08, 2024 7:08 pm So here's the phoneme inventory:



I hope you enjoyed that.

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Sun Nov 24, 2024 8:16 am
by Lērisama
Raphael wrote: Sun Nov 24, 2024 6:43 am Problem is, Labour are the incumbents now. In the runup to the election, it became more and more clear that a block of wood painted grey could beat the Tories, and Keir Starmer seems to have handled that by basically running as a block of wood painted grey.
I wish this were more of an exaggeration.

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Sat Nov 30, 2024 3:24 pm
by Raphael
Zju wrote: Sat Nov 30, 2024 3:18 pm
zompist wrote: Sat Nov 30, 2024 12:57 am Coming soon: the AAA Aapplier of Sound Changes
And its nemesis, Zzzound change applier

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2024 3:58 am
by bradrn
Ares Land wrote: Wed Dec 04, 2024 3:46 am I feel like being contrarian today!

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Wed Dec 04, 2024 3:20 pm
by Travis B.
About the Religion Construction Kit:
alice wrote: Wed Dec 04, 2024 2:40 pm Now, to imagine how different things would have turned out if it had existed in L. Ron Hubbard's time...

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Fri Dec 06, 2024 9:36 pm
by bradrn
Travis B. wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2024 8:15 pm
Darren wrote: Fri Dec 06, 2024 8:04 pm You listened to music for almost a quarter of the year?
Of course. Unless he sets his music to play while he's asleep, he's not listening to it for the whole year.

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Wed Dec 11, 2024 3:55 am
by bradrn
rotting bones wrote: Wed Dec 11, 2024 3:50 am I kind of don't believe anything Elon Musk says by default. I'm slowly starting to lose faith in the existence of Mars.

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 19, 2024 3:13 pm
by Raphael
alice wrote: Thu Dec 19, 2024 2:51 pm
Zju wrote: Thu Dec 19, 2024 11:44 am An AI algorithm walks into a bar. It wants to have what everyone else is having.
Good one!

How about: ... ouch! It wasn't trained on that type of bar.

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Fri Dec 20, 2024 11:32 pm
by Man in Space
rotting bones wrote: Fri Dec 20, 2024 10:47 pmI know people will ignore this, so I told ChatGPT to put it in epic verse:

Sing, O Muse, of the tangled paths that lie hidden in code,
Where mighty reason and logic fail to bestow a swift guide.
Lo, the famed question of P versus NP arises like thunder,
Dark on the horizon it broods, defying both hero and sage.
For if P and NP be as twins, yoked tight in one harness,
Then all problems in NP’s embrace yield swiftly to reasoned craft,
No brute guessing nor cunning trick would be needed to vanquish
Complex riddles that now entangle the wits of mortal machines.

But behold! The wise have long toiled, yet the truth’s undivined;
If, as most fear, P differs from NP’s shadowed domain,
Then the traveler who seeks a route through the densest of forests
May not find a neat, well-trodden path free of hindering vines.
No polished algorithm, in hours finite and swift, may solve
Those deep puzzles whose keys lie buried under vast search trees,
Beneath mountains of combinatorial knots, their sizes unbound.

Thus, the brave engineers, with no final proof to console them,
Forge cunning heuristics—sharp blades to hack through the brambles.
They accept compromise, trading perfection for progress and speed,
A careful guess, a guided probe, rather than blind exploration.
With heuristics in hand, they chart a course through complexity’s dusk,
Not certain, yet hopeful, not exact, yet gracefully swift.
So shall the machines press on, wise in their bounded ambitions,
Until truth’s bright dawn or a secret key shall at last be revealed.

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Sat Dec 21, 2024 8:52 am
by Raphael
I'm not saying that I agree with this quote, but it is nicely straight and to the point.
rotting bones wrote: Sat Dec 21, 2024 8:49 am
Here's a handy chart if you still don't get it:

Nature: Moron
Human: Imbecile
AI: Idiot

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2024 12:22 am
by Man in Space
Darren wrote: Wed Dec 25, 2024 10:03 pm
Travis B. wrote: Wed Dec 25, 2024 9:58 pm I would pronounce */ˈmɛlˌbɔɹn/ as the monstrosity *[ˈmɜːɤ̯ˌbɔ̃(ː)ʁ̃ˤ(n)].
Thank you, that is just as monstrous as I had hoped.

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Thu Dec 26, 2024 3:07 pm
by Zju
alice wrote: Thu Dec 26, 2024 2:01 pm
malloc wrote: Thu Dec 26, 2024 9:41 am Today is Boxing Day. That's when everyone punches each other for sport, right?
No; it's a commemmoration of the times when the bourgeoisie would pack the proletariat into boxes and transport them to where they'd be working for the next year.

Re: The New ZBB Quote Thread

Posted: Fri Dec 27, 2024 11:06 am
by Raphael
The earlier quotes in this post are simply there to provide context for the last one, which is the one I'm getting at:
bradrn wrote: Fri Dec 27, 2024 4:20 am From the Sydney Morning Herald:

World No.2 Swiatek says doping process ‘fair’ and support appreciated
Man in Space wrote: Fri Dec 27, 2024 8:01 am

- Is Swiatek the vice-whatever of world affairs or is he Earth-2’s variant?
- Is he talking about testing for doping, or promoting some sort of doping method?
- “Fair” as in “equitable” or “fair” as in “mid”?
- Does he appreciate the support or commanding us to support those who are appreciated?
bradrn wrote: Fri Dec 27, 2024 8:23 am

- Iga Swiatek is the current No.2 woman’s tennis player in the world
- She is talking about testing for doping (though you would be forgiven for thinking otherwise…)
- ‘Fair’ as in ‘equitable’
- The former, I should hope!
Travis B. wrote: Fri Dec 27, 2024 11:00 am My headcanon says that Iga Swiatek is saying that doping is fair and is requesting support for it.